Because some of you dudes think you’re that guy but you’ve been grossly ill advised and I haven’t done a blog like this in a long time
If the closest you’ve ever come to a 3 sum is being forced to hear your roommate get it in because you have thin walls in your apartment… you’re not that guy
If you’re above the age of 23 and you’ve been bitched by another human being… you’re not that guy
If you’ve been talking to a chick for longer than 2 months and she hasn’t tried to put a title on your relationship, yep you guessed it…. you’re not that guy
If you’ve ever recycled a line that you heard on TV to use in the club then clearly ….you’re not that guy
If you’ve ever asked a woman for the time but before you got the question out of your mouth she told you she wasn’t interested or that she has a man; well that’s a damn shame but at least you know….. you’re not that guy
If you’re lighting your cigarette but the woman standing closest to you asks a dude standing 5 feet away for a light… you’re not that guy
If you don’t have a voice on the bars/clubs your friends hit when you all are out……you’re not that guy
If you ever told a story about yourself and had to list references that were there to witness it going down….. you’re not that guy
If you ever took a chick on vacation that you weren’t currently fucking, then even your mother knows…… you’re not that guy
If you’ve ever sent a chick anything for Valentine’s Day, from that Tiffany’s blue box, right down to a heart shape Peppermint Patty, that you aren’t in a relationship with……. you’re not that guy
If you fit into 3 or more of these chances are you’re not that guy
Jean DeGrate has spoken
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Well guess he wasn't that guy..back to being single..lls
ReplyDelete*thats what's up Jon*
Honorable mentions:
ReplyDeleteIf you buy clothing items from Harold Pener and you're under the age of 30, not only do you have horrible taste, but that outfit clearly states.....you're not that guy.
If you goto her house,and another guy is leaving and she doesn't even attempt to explain who dude leaving wearing the OJ gloves is.....you guessed it....you're not that guy
If her friends look at you in the face with a silly smirk every time they see you, chances are they're laughing because you're still hanging in there after said woman has given you all the sighs that......you're not that guy
I'm NOT Jean DeGrate...but yet I've spoken