Wednesday, January 9, 2019

Women having male friends doesn’t stop or encourage cheating 

I’m like 407% sure I’ve written on this before. I could probably find the blog but it’s most likely riddled with typos and not worth rewording. So I’m not even going to look.

 
The other day the homie Charmel posted a question of the day asking men is it a turn off if a woman has a lot of male friends. Some of the dudes felt some sort of way about a woman having a lot of male friends because men are men and shit. That is very true; men are men and shit. See men, especially male friends, make men insecure because men know a thing or two about men. They are often waiting for their moment to do some man shit. They probably ended up in the friend zone after failing to do some man shit. Oh and by man shit I mean attempting to capture the vagina because men tend to have keen razor sharp focus when it comes to that certain objective. Funny thing is a man doing man shit has nothing to do with a woman because it’s ultimately up to the woman. We’re going to put a pin in this for right now. I’m going to swing back around though.
 
Hi.
I’m Jean DeGrate and I have a lot of female friends. And yes I know I’m not just an ordinary dude and I’m not on some typically man shit as before mentioned. But listen though… Having a plethora of female friends vs the amount of those ladies that threw the box at me is a sad comparison. I might have a grand total of 8 women that hit me with the “Why did nothing ever happen between us line” and I’m pretty sure that was exclusively out of need to stroke their own egos. I might have 3 women that have straight up offered me the cheeks in my 43 years on earth. I’m a pretty decent dude and let’s just say my platonic female friends for the most part have remained platonic female friends. None of them ever tried to violate any of my relationships, if anything they were on some congratulations shit for those moments in time I wasn’t single.
 
Ok one more time
 
Hi.
I’m Jean DeGrate and I have slept with a lot of girlfriends and wives. And yes I know I’m not just an ordinary dude and yes I was off some typically man shit. But listen though…None of those girlfriends and wives were my friends. Not a single one of them. Come to think of it a lot of my friendships with women ended when they started a new relationship because men aren’t comfortable with women having male friends. Tangie is one of maybe 3 female friends that our friendship survived a boyfriend. So much so that her boyfriend turned husband is my Facebook friend and if I call her phone right now with him in ear shot he’ll say “what’s up”. True story. Now back to all that infidelity I’ve participated in… I’ve met these women out in the streets and via social media but I didn’t have to press too hard, if at all, to get this cheating on and popping. Why you ask? They was already about that cheating life.
 
Owning a vagina is nothing like owning a penis. Women have always have a dick in the glass to break in case of emergency and that dick is called “old work” because it’s be tried, tested and true. This includes ugly women, handicapped women, nuns, dom lesbians and  whatever other women you can think of. Women don’t need to cook up all these elaborate ways to hide dick in plain sight under the guise of friendship. This isn’t like vagina where ground work needs to be laid, wining and dining needs to take place or payments need to be received. Nope dick is free and readily accessible. So swinging back around to my original starting point… Yes men will continue to be men and do man like shit but none of that matters if your girl isn’t open to it and it doesn’t matter if it’s a friend, a guy she met in Miami on a girls trip or her switch hitter from way back when that’s been sitting on the bench since before she even knew you. In regards to women; we men give them far less credit than is actually due because when it comes to the sex women have us beat hands down in the will power department. Where us, on the flipside can get aroused by a stiff wind and are ready to risk it all after the 3rd beer. Never forget that Kobe Bryant almost went to jail because he had unprotected anal sex with a random hotel employee in Colorado who had semen of several other men in her panties.
 
In closing if she’s going to cheat she’s going to cheat
Jean DeGrate has spoken

Thursday, January 3, 2019

These Fuck Boys Be Acting Up and You Women Be Letting Them

2018 was a banner year for the poster child of the fuck boy movement. If you’re wondering whom I’m speaking of, well that person is none other than Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn better known as Future. I cannot think of a single song Future released in 2018 but I do have a top 3 phck boy moments from him though. “You gonna cry in this Phantom or that Nissan?” is number one if you were wondering. I found it so amusing. It was so entertaining that I forgot he actually made music. Ironically, in the same vein that was so tickled with his antics I’d be absolutely appalled if a woman I knew was treated this way.

 
Before ya’ll jump down this Future has money BS let me kill that shit right now. Money isn’t even the motivating factor because it’s plenty girls choosing to cry in a 2009 Challenger with 155k miles on it instead of the 2018 Maxima they signed the lease on last year. It’s still a lot of women out here playing Yvette to a Jody from Baby Boy that’s getting dropped off at the train station every morning so he can ride around in her Honda Accord all day, smoking reggie pretending it's loud.
 
The unmitigated gall of these fuck boys is amazing. Like who gave these guys the idea that they could even move like this? Oh yeah that’s right it’s you women. For every Offset there is a Cardi signing off on this shit and for every Jody there’s an Yvette.
 
And since we’re here; there is no better place to start than cheating.
 
It’s commonly known that men are way less forgiving when it comes to infidelity. I want to say it’s pointed out every single day how unwilling men are to deal with the cheating issues that women deal with on a regular basis. Almost as if it’s a double standard when it comes to cheating; which is ridiculous. How can we imply that there is some sort of rule or principle that is unfairly applied in different ways to men versus women? In order for that to be a valid claim there need to be sort of system in place that allows more lead way for men than for women in the exact same situation right? Unfortunately this is no such system. It’s just women letting shyt slide on a purely case by case basis. Where most men if placed in the same situation would just walk away. Like how many women are successfully bringing home side babies? You have the Virgin Mary and maybe like 10 other women in the history of mankind.
 
Maybe that’s too big of a mountain to climb right now because you have to get in the door before you get to cheating.
 
Yeah, let’s get into some of the smaller scale fuck boy antics you women entertain on a regular basis that leads to the eventual fuck shit.
 
We’re 3 days into the New Year and this is prime time for a “hey stranger” text message under the guise of season greetings. That happy new year text that starts off so innocently that rolls into casual small talk often ends with “so when you going to let me taste you”. Of course since I have a plethora female friends I get screen shotted these types of text threads by the dozens. It was a time in my life that I needed a backstory. I needed to know how we got here. Now I get the backstory for shits and giggles; the history doesn’t even matter because 99% of the time he already displayed fuck boy tendencies but they continued to entertain him.
 
And that’s how fuck boys get a running start
 
Women stay letting shit slide and fuck boys are habitual line steppers.
 
Before anything even gets deep the fuck boys are going to test the water to see what they can get away with. As soon as fuck boy does something out of pocket a woman needs to dead that situation. And by "dead" I mean block and delete. Don't see the error in his ways and try to make this a teachable moment. Nope. Just block and delete but women don't often move with that type of energy. These dudes get 3 strikes before even getting a good date under their belt. Instead of telling these dudes to get fuck on women are hoping on social making memes about the bills they have to pay in response to a “WYD” text. Women are complaining about their time being wasted like they can’t hit the eject button at any time. Women always trying to figure out exactly where the fuck boy got them fucked up at and more times than not it's in the very fucking beginning.
 
See the thing is this before these fuck boys can pull off these amazing Future like fuck antics they have to start with baby steps. They slowly nudge women into the mindset that has them subjectable to the full range of fuck boys shenanigans. They've been training all their romantic lives to accomplish fuck shit.

Yeah y'all been with the shits; aiding and abetting the fuck boy movement
Jean DeGrate has spoken