...with each other that is
"I don't really fuck with females like that" - Every 3rd black woman born after the civil rights movement
Just the other day I was thinking about the camaraderie amongst men; it's a beautiful thing. You women know no such joy.
I've seen every episode of Sexy in the City (don't judge me). Who knew in years to come the concept of the show converting over to real live black woman wouldn't be fathomable? No not the part about an undercover hoe and an out in the open hoe being part of the same click. That shit happens all the time, but the fact that 4 women with different goals at different places in life could really be the best of friends and not be on some catty bullshit. It's crazy, but its several dividing factors that keep black women from achieving that seemingly easily obtained male bonding. Today I'm just going to speak on 3.
You hate each other for no reason
Black women sure do love to hate other black women. The whole reason behind the success of black reality is giving black women more women to hate. Check into any social site during any black casted reality program and the slander will be plentiful. You'd almost think these women were equals with the wealthy women they see on TV. None of that matters because they hate on site. A deep seeded hatred will grow from statements as simple as "she think she cute" or "she funny acting".
You aren't loyal to each other
Black women are loyal to their men and their children. So all those bitches that came to her baby shower, held her hair while she threw up in the club and watched her kids while she went out with her new "him" are all dismissible at the drop of a hat. You have a 1000 besties or whatever the fuck you are referring to each other as and they are all interchangeable and extremely replaceable. Your bonds are only as strong as your living situation. The bitches you used to flip burgers with in 2004 you had to get brand new on because you got a real job with benefits. We not going to say you better than those bitches but they always broke and you don't have time for any always broke bitches. The chicks that used to kick it with when you didn't have man are on the back burner because you all in love and shit and those single bitches be hating. Then you have the gossip. Black women love to share all the deepest darkest secrets of their homies with other random people. I've been privy to the pussy mileage and debauchery of women I've never met nor seen all because their homie was on the phone with me and I was down to listen. Real friends don't carry on like that.
You don't keep it real with each other
You ever see a group of girls in a club picture and one of them looks like they got dressed in locker room of a clown college in the dark? Of course you have its 100 of them going up on Instagram every 15 minutes. Nobody is leaning over to that misguide bitch and saying "What the fuck are you wearing?" instead when she shows up looking like shit you'll say something more along the lines of "Girl, that's so cute, bitch you did that". You give each other advice you wouldn't take yourself and chances are if you're listening to the woes of one of your friends it will only end up as hot gossip in another conversation later on. Then again women don't really trust each other in the first place so I guess keeping real would kind of fall on deaf ears. It's always hard for a woman to believe that a man she's known for like 6 months has tried to put the moves on one her close girlfriends that's she known for years. Right? You're is a hating liar and this new nigga might be the one?
Yeah it's not all of you but it's sure as shit enough of you to make this blog valid
Jean DeGrate has spoken