There are a lot of misconceptions floating around in the minds of some you women. I would attempt to clear them all up but, in the words of Sweet Brown, ain't nobody got time for that. I'm just going to tackle the issues I see as the most concerning. Maybe I'll drop a part 2 somewhere down the line but for now here we go...
1. Stop calling yourself a MILF
If your age plus the age of your child does equal up to at least 45 you're just a chick with a kid. The idea of being a MILF has the whole cougar effect behind it being that your kids' peers would be the ones wanting to fuck you. If you're 27 and your son is 4 those little boys ain't checking for your ass. Shut that shit up.
2. Give those single mom marriage dreams a rest
72% of all black mothers are unwed. One more time from the top; got room with a 100 black moms, you can bet that 72 of them are single. That means most of you will only ever be a baby's mama. The dude or dudes that you let hit raw didn't make the trip to Kay Jewelers to buy a ring what makes you think the dude that met you post fuck trophies is going to give you one and move you to the 28%. The odds are against you stop thinking you're the exception to the rule. Set more realistic goals like finishing nail school or paying off that 96 Accord.
3. All those compliments don't really count
I know most women get fawned, drooled and ogled over everyday so it maybe a tad bit difficult to not take every nice word flung in their direction as the gospel. Here's a way to keep your ego in check and reality in perspective... If you wouldn't fuck the person giving you the compliment it doesn't count. Your girlfriend liked your picture on Instagram and left the comment "werk" that shit doesn't mean anything. Your son told you that you're the most beautiful girl in the world, aww he's so sweet, but that shit is void he's grown accustom to your looks even if you were a burn victim he'd still call you pretty. All the creepy old men and dudes that you won't give the time of day on your worst day, all fall under the non-valid compliment category.
4. Men lie to be nice
Your pussy isn't the bomb. You vagina could be as wide and the Grand Canyon and as dry as sandpaper but the dude your currently bedding is going to tell you your sex is great. Your head isn't the best he ever had. Unless you use teeth your head will always be mind altering. Your vagina doesn't have any special favor it, tastes just like vagina. Unless a dude tells you your pussy taste like Spaghetti O's or something not so flattering he's lying. Top Ramen Shrimp flavor pussy anyone?
5. Non-nude picture text messages
When that MMS alert goes off accompanied by a female's name it just warms a guys heart because we're expecting nude or semi-nude pictures. The only guy in your life that is cool (not interested, but he's just accepting it because he's fucking you) with getting those stupid ass pictures of your outfits, your dog or how you changed around your room is your boyfriend. The other guys are adding you to the blacklist app or they are trapped in the friend zone trying to find their way out.
You're welcome
Jean DeGrate has spoken
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