I consistently ruffle feathers (overweight women hate me like I personally made them fat; I didn't they did it to themselves I just bought it up in a blog or 3). I even take a little bit of pride in getting these people all upset over my point of view and, more times than not, cold hard ugly truths. Shit some of you women think I hate women. I don't, I love women this is why I do this I want you to do better. I got a mother, sister and a daughter. As God is my witness my daughter will never be like most of these silly ass delusional bitches I come across. Well anyway this is why I what I do how I do it...
I'm restoring balance to the force
It's a billion plus guys on the web slanging all this simp like logic and lessons. Most of the time they don't even believe in the product they are slanging to the masses, but they do it for "likes", followers, the chance to make some cash and of course pussy. They don't make their true agendas known because it would taint their message and of course when they are saying shit like "it's somebody for everybody" and "all women are queens" they need you to believe they believe. Nah. A lot of you are going to die alone and none of you are royalty that's just some asinine shit to make you feel better about yourselves.
I'm not concerned with alienating any pussy
For every chick that's condemning my negativity and writing off my message as erroneous bullshit, two more chicks find me hilarious and brutally honest. That's just online via blogging and Twitter. In real life were data isn't exchanged in binary code women love me. I'm good looking, in great shape, gainfully employed, an excellent conversationalist and a great dad. Women love me so much that I wear a wedding ring to keep them hoes at bay. True story.
I don't get paid for this shit
The only thing keeping me from blowing up is me. I'm not saying that in this optimistic "I believe I can fly I believe I can do anything" type of tone. No. I'm fully aware of my limitations. I got one of the biggest urban bloggers in my corner so all I have to do is give Panama a call and just like magic, instant exposure, fans and money. Instead I do this shit for free, zero perks, zero pressure and zero censorship. I'm allowed not to give a fuck and speak freely because nobody is dependant on my content or success.
You're all welcome
Jean DeGrate has spoken