Why Black Women Aren't Getting Chose

Side note - I exclusively date black women but I will and have totally fucked the shit out of a chick from another race.

Yesterday my homie Harry had me watching some documentary about black men in Brazil. Pretty much it was focusing on a group of lame ass black men that ran off to or frequent Brazil for a "better" class of females. They weren't getting it popping up here in the US, so they hopped on a plane to get popping down there. Just by watching these guys I could tell that either they would have to become sugar daddies or outsource to another race to date the caliber of women they were interested in. Anyway this foolishness got me to thinking why black women aren't getting chosen like they used to. Here's the Jean DeGrate theory...

Admittedly the dating climate has changed because men and women are now more equal they have ever been. With this equality comes pros and cons and black women tend to overlook the cons all whilst trying to capitalize on the pros. The black man is no longer an authority figure but still is expected to be a provider and protector. With that said black women don't behave in the way they used to but still expect to be catered to as they were living in a pre-equality culture. He will pay the bills but he won't call any shots.

Big time attitude
We watched these reality shows and sitcoms where black women are often displayed as sassy, uncompromising and argumentative. That persona is not too far off base. More times than not, black women are never wrong and require the last word in every debate and/or argument no matter how meaningless the topic may be. Vagina logic often over powers rational thought and somehow makes them above blame and prosecution for their faults.

You don't have to get on to get a white girl
Unlike back in the day when a black man needed to have all types of cash and status to get a white woman an average Joe can go out and get him a quality white bitch right now. And by right now I mean tonight at some random happy hour. Racism is still alive but it's surely not as strong as it used to be, so the requirements on dating outside of the race have lowered greatly. You want a Latina? Go and get you one. You want an Asian? Go and get you one. You want a white girl? There all over the place pick one start a conversation; ask her did she vote for Obama. Chances are when you're walking down the street with your new white girl the only ones that will be giving you dirty looks are the unchosen black women.

Black women are fat (a BMI of 25% or better)
(Let's face it; the looks of a potential are far more important to men than they are to women. That's why women wear make-up and revealing clothing while men wear Jordan's and T-shirts.) 4 out of 5 black women are fat and 66% of these fat chicks have high self-esteem. So let's break this math down a little better; out of 100 black women 80 of them are fat and out of that 80 you got 50 of them that think they are the shit. (Don't believe me? Please look this shit up on your own). I blame the bulk of this hubris on the misuse of the term "thick", but at the same time mirrors don't lie and a size 14 is size 14 no matter how you try to disguise it. Nobody is out here tracking down cocky fat bitches to settle down with. "I love over confident over weight black women" - No black man ever

Black men have ample options these days and solid reasons to stray from the sisters. Having matching skin tones isn't exactly a huge selling point when most dudes are already on light skin women heavy. Let's be honest black women aren't the only show in town anymore and they aren't exactly crushing the competition either.

Black vagina gets outsourced everyday B
Jean DeGrate has spoken