Thursday, January 3, 2019

These Fuck Boys Be Acting Up and You Women Be Letting Them

2018 was a banner year for the poster child of the fuck boy movement. If you’re wondering whom I’m speaking of, well that person is none other than Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn better known as Future. I cannot think of a single song Future released in 2018 but I do have a top 3 phck boy moments from him though. “You gonna cry in this Phantom or that Nissan?” is number one if you were wondering. I found it so amusing. It was so entertaining that I forgot he actually made music. Ironically, in the same vein that was so tickled with his antics I’d be absolutely appalled if a woman I knew was treated this way.

 
Before ya’ll jump down this Future has money BS let me kill that shit right now. Money isn’t even the motivating factor because it’s plenty girls choosing to cry in a 2009 Challenger with 155k miles on it instead of the 2018 Maxima they signed the lease on last year. It’s still a lot of women out here playing Yvette to a Jody from Baby Boy that’s getting dropped off at the train station every morning so he can ride around in her Honda Accord all day, smoking reggie pretending it's loud.
 
The unmitigated gall of these fuck boys is amazing. Like who gave these guys the idea that they could even move like this? Oh yeah that’s right it’s you women. For every Offset there is a Cardi signing off on this shit and for every Jody there’s an Yvette.
 
And since we’re here; there is no better place to start than cheating.
 
It’s commonly known that men are way less forgiving when it comes to infidelity. I want to say it’s pointed out every single day how unwilling men are to deal with the cheating issues that women deal with on a regular basis. Almost as if it’s a double standard when it comes to cheating; which is ridiculous. How can we imply that there is some sort of rule or principle that is unfairly applied in different ways to men versus women? In order for that to be a valid claim there need to be sort of system in place that allows more lead way for men than for women in the exact same situation right? Unfortunately this is no such system. It’s just women letting shyt slide on a purely case by case basis. Where most men if placed in the same situation would just walk away. Like how many women are successfully bringing home side babies? You have the Virgin Mary and maybe like 10 other women in the history of mankind.
 
Maybe that’s too big of a mountain to climb right now because you have to get in the door before you get to cheating.
 
Yeah, let’s get into some of the smaller scale fuck boy antics you women entertain on a regular basis that leads to the eventual fuck shit.
 
We’re 3 days into the New Year and this is prime time for a “hey stranger” text message under the guise of season greetings. That happy new year text that starts off so innocently that rolls into casual small talk often ends with “so when you going to let me taste you”. Of course since I have a plethora female friends I get screen shotted these types of text threads by the dozens. It was a time in my life that I needed a backstory. I needed to know how we got here. Now I get the backstory for shits and giggles; the history doesn’t even matter because 99% of the time he already displayed fuck boy tendencies but they continued to entertain him.
 
And that’s how fuck boys get a running start
 
Women stay letting shit slide and fuck boys are habitual line steppers.
 
Before anything even gets deep the fuck boys are going to test the water to see what they can get away with. As soon as fuck boy does something out of pocket a woman needs to dead that situation. And by "dead" I mean block and delete. Don't see the error in his ways and try to make this a teachable moment. Nope. Just block and delete but women don't often move with that type of energy. These dudes get 3 strikes before even getting a good date under their belt. Instead of telling these dudes to get fuck on women are hoping on social making memes about the bills they have to pay in response to a “WYD” text. Women are complaining about their time being wasted like they can’t hit the eject button at any time. Women always trying to figure out exactly where the fuck boy got them fucked up at and more times than not it's in the very fucking beginning.
 
See the thing is this before these fuck boys can pull off these amazing Future like fuck antics they have to start with baby steps. They slowly nudge women into the mindset that has them subjectable to the full range of fuck boys shenanigans. They've been training all their romantic lives to accomplish fuck shit.

Yeah y'all been with the shits; aiding and abetting the fuck boy movement
Jean DeGrate has spoken 

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