She’s a real woman but… what she really means is she’s a real bitch

If you were born with a vagina 9 out 10 doctors would agree that you’re a real woman. That means all you penis tuckers, post op trannies and Wendy Williams don’t make the cut, but now that we got the science out of the way on with the blog…

Two of the 10 most hated lines I hate for a woman to utter are: “I’m a real woman” and “Most men just can’t handle me”. Funny thing is when a woman says she a “real woman” she often follows it up with “most men just can’t handle me” sometime in that conversation.

And all this time I thought you were a robot…
Since some women are “real women” it’s only natural to assume that the other women are “fake women”. I would love for a woman to give me a detailed description of a “fake” woman or at least point that “fake woman” out so I could get a chance to chop it up with her. Personal experience has shown me most of you are relatively the same besides minor personality straits. What makes one chick smile is likely to work on 100 others and what pisses one chick off will probably have the same effect on 1 million others. But really, what does a real woman do or have that a “fake” woman doesn’t have or do themselves? The “real woman” title just seems more like a made up self validating label to make the “real women” feel better about themselves.

“Most men just can’t handle me”
This line really only stands up when it comes from lesbians or porn stars and normally the combination of both. Now when plain Jane from 3rd street says “most men just can’t handle me” it normally means one of 3 things…

A. I’m ugly in combination with a bad attitude
I personally believe the more unattractive a female is the more charming she should be. Talking to an ugly chick on the phone should be the equivalent of walking on sunshine. Unfortunately, that’s not how it goes, most ugly women I’ve come across aren’t very pleasant and their attitude is almost as unpleasant as their faces are.

B. You’re a so called independent women
Independent women normally do their best to shit on men with less than them, whether it be monetarily or education wise. Every chance she gets she’ll take a shot at your social or financial status while building herself up. In other words she is a condescending bitch who’s quick to remind you that she thinks you ain’t shit.

C. You’re just a regular old bitch
You nag all the time; you complain all the time; you criticize all the time and you just have an overall fucked up disposition. You think the world owes you something and you aren’t afraid to speak on it. Nothing is ever really good enough even if you never had shit to start with. You’re the type of chick that’s hungry at work and a dude brings you a McDonald’s extra value meal out the goodness of his heart and you turn around and say “nigga do I look like I eat fast food”.

If she says men can’t handle her it’s because men don’t like her. She’s more likely to spend her nights watching Lifetime and Tyler Perry movies than spending it with a possible suitor.

If she says she’s a real woman you should probably let this chick pass
Jean DeGrate has spoken