Friday, May 4, 2012

Why Game Exist

The simple fact that men rarely fuck women they'd actually consider being in a relationship with and women rarely fuck men they couldn't see themselves with causes a great divide in dating protocol between the two sexes.

I can easily say that 90% of women I’ve stuck my penis in there was absolutely no way I could consider seriously dating them (and I think I’m being rather generous with the leftover 10%). As a matter-of-fact given the 50% chance that most of those dateable joints fell off over the years, today, I’d probably only seriously date 5%. So that’s 95% of let’s say ummmmmm *nevermind my number* A LOT of non-dateable bitches who have come in contact with my penis. Right about now, you’re probably scratching your head trying to figure out (1) if you are one of the rare 5%, and (2) why would somebody go out and have sex with somebody they had no interest in pursuing anything further with. Listen ladies: men and women have different agendas when it comes to dating. This shouldn’t be breaking news to anybody. I’m sure most of you have read Steve Harvey’s bullshit book or at least went to catch the flick, which should have been titled, “Think Like Just You’re Trying to Fuck”. And, that brings me to the blog…

What men want…
Men want to fuck. Simple. Now all the feelings that may accrue between the day he met you and the day he actually gets the pussy might change things. Just know when he crossed the crowded nightclub to buy you a drink and ask for your number, he wasn’t thinking, “I bet she’s a really kind and thoughtful person,” but something more like, “Damn, look at them titties.” So all that good job, high credit score, having your own place shit don’t mean a motherfucking thing.

What women want... 
Women’s wants read like a job application, and that shit is really specific. He has to be taller than 5’10, be good with kids, have a car, have his own place (at least 5 miles away from the hood), have a good job, be book smart, be street smart, and much more (please list additional qualities below). All that is the criteria for potential relationships, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Every date, conversation and outing is part of an ongoing interview to find out if you’re relationship material (or close enough to it) before coming off those cheeks.

… And this is when the games comes in
We both know what the other party is mostly interested in and we play up to those interest. Men are intrigued by what they see so women wear alluring clothing to appear more promiscuous than they actually are (push-up bras and tight skirts weren’t invented to attract your homies). Just because her titties are falling out of her blouse and her skirt is short enough to be a belt doesn’t mean she’s down to fuck… nope not at all… but that’s how she’s going to reel you in. Dudes, on the other hand, are going to say those things women want to hear because we know that’s what it takes to get his hands on those titties you got hanging out. We’re going to play the nice guy while you dress like a slut and flirt. As soon as those panties drop, the asshole comes out. It’s just two people sitting on the opposite side of the table pretending to be willing to give the other person what they want.

Yeah it’s pretty much that cut and dry
Jean DeGrate has spoken

1 comment:

  1. I'm sorry bro. This is the reductionist analysis of to complex a subject. Give the people more. Expond on the mental history of the why, and less focus on the how.

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