Let That Simp Spend His Money Girl

Simping – the act of saving hoes and exhibiting characteristics of extreme Thirst; catering to females in hopes of getting sex in return
 
Some of you pretty and or shapely women have a gift; the gift of attracting simps to do your bidding. They’ll offer you the world and some other dope shit (they probably won’t deliver on the world but it will be some dope shit to be had). Don’t treat it like a curse because you have men in pushing up on that you wouldn’t normally give the time of day; that’s just fiscally unsound.
 
First off it’s only a small percentage of guys that use simp tactics to lure women in because they are actually awkward when it comes to the opposite sex. All the other guys that are trying to put a down payment on the pussy are normally just douche bags. They either have a girl at home or they are straight up pricks with disposable income that prefer to let their money do the sweet talking and sometimes both (no matter how sweet they might actually seem). They should be exploited.
 
Its men out in the world willing to spend money, do favors and huge assortment of other silly shit just for the chance to get some pussy. I’m a firm believer that women should take advantage of that; you already take the free drinks in the club why not one step further and get a few free meals maybe a bag or two. Are you obligated to give them some pussy? Fuck no. Is it nice to lead somebody on that you have no interest in? Well that’s kind of a gray area, but I’ll allow it. Technically you’re not leading anybody on if you’re just hanging out with some guy that’s hoping to buy you out of your panties and allowing him to spend a little money and put forth a little effort. You’re not manipulating him if he’s trying to buy you.
 
Now it’s only two rules to this shit when it comes to stringing a simp along…
Rule #1 never ever ever ever come off the pussy – the moment the simp gets the cheeks he’s already won and the power is now his. If he sticks around is entirely up to him and he can always say no matter how much of a simp he may be he still fucked you. And if a simp buys his way into your panties that makes you a hoe. Don’t be a hoe.
Rule #2 don’t get accustom to that shit – the day will come when he realizes that all this tricking is getting him nowhere and he’ll disappear like a fart in the wind. You can’t be mad at that. You got to treat a simp like a summer job and know that shit will come to an end and sometimes very abruptly.
 
Now go out there and milk you a simp for all he’s worth
Jean DeGrate has spoken