She’s No Angel

“I keep the city's best never said she was the brightest so if you had her too it don't effect me in the slightest I never met a bitch that didn't need a little guidance so I dismiss her past until she disappoints your highness” – Pusha T
 
It’s nothing like the wise words of the cocaine rapper Pusha T to set the tone of the blog; plus that statement maybe one of the truest things ever put on wax. And despite the fact that he’s been rocking cornrows for his entire career he still speaks the truth.
 
We are all secretly optimist
Even as cynical as I appear to be I occasionally hope to be proven wrong; doesn’t happen often, but hey we can dream can’t we. So when the latest love interest comes along of course you only want to think the best of her. It doesn’t even matter if you met her in the club half dressed throwing back shots of Patron with a team of chicks that looked as if they were all down to fuck. All you know is she made you wait 45 days to get the cheeks and they say “never judge a book by it cover”.
 
You’re not Christopher Columbus of that pussy for sure
If you’re dealing with females 18 or better the odds of finding a saber tooth tiger in your backyard are greater then coming across some virgin pussy. So any woman you come across is going to have some mileage on her. This is just a fact. Finding a woman 25 plus without a kid or two is a major accomplishment in itself. Chances are you won’t be making any milestones with her either. She gives head and already swallows, started that with Dre after the prom; sorry bro. Anal; tried it didn’t like it. Pretty much unless you’re going swinger or S&M all the bases have been covered. On the bright side with that mileage comes a great degree of experience, trust me; you don’t want to be the first guy to get the mouth, it will end badly.
 
Almost every girl has a slutty moment
I’ve made it a point in my life to personally record as many female slutty as possible. If you’re a female friend of mine and I haven’t already asked you what your slutty moment is it’s either A. I already know it or B. You’re a slut everyday. With that said it’s safe to assume the girl you’re currently dating, bunning or consistently fucking has got 1, 2 or 37 of them under her belt. Maybe 3 different dudes test drove the box in a 24 hour span or she gave Gilbert Arenas some head in the VIP at Lux Lounge or she was gay for a year and ate more cat than a restaurant in Chinatown. If you don’t know any of these part-time Lesbos you need to get out more.
 
Let that double standard shit go
We all have a sexual history; some could fill a book while others can fill a pamphlet. You can’t keep putting these women on pedestals expecting them to be saints like their lives started the day they met you. She had to fuck somebody before you came along; your new pussy is some other dudes old pussy.  With the knowledge that somebody else used to occupy that box you can focus on if you actually like her or not. If things don’t pan out the box will go on to the next guy.
 
Her pussy used to be a free agent
Jean DeGrate has spoken