4 Subtle hints that your BOX might not be great

You’d be hard pressed to run across a woman who doesn’t think what’s sitting at the top of her thighs is God’s gift to man. Well, unless she’s a lesbian then the quality of her vagina is really a non factor, but all these other women would bet their children’s college tuition on the superiority of her pussy.
 
I’d like to equate good pussy to a good job. I got a good job and sure I get comfortable but every time I think of doing something stupid that might fuck it up I immediately come to my senses. I fear losing my job more than I fear going to jail, and I really, really, really don’t want to go to jail. If somebody gave me a brick of work right now I’d be more worried about my boss finding out than the police rolling up on me. If you’re getting good pussy you don’t want to fuck that up because good pussies, like good jobs, are scarce. And at the same time you’re reading this, with that ain’t shit pussy between your legs, you’re trying to convince yourself that you fit into those criteria. You probably don’t so here are the hints for further clarification…
 
Your pussy can’t be that great if you’ve slept with more than two ain’t shit niggas. Some guys are just reckless and would fuck up just about any situation; 98% of those guys are in prison. So the odds of any woman on the planet earth coming across more than 2 of those guys in a lifetime is highly improbable; unless you exclusively date parolees that is. You don’t attract ain’t shit niggas, your pussy just ain’t shit. We get the pussy, realize we can do without it then act accordingly.
 
Your pussy can’t be that great if you’ve ever called or text a guy when you got home from leaving his house but he never answered or responded to the text. Off top “I didn’t get it” and “I fell asleep” aren’t worthy excuses; even if he gives the tiniest of fucks about you he’d shoot you the “Are you home yet text” about a hour after you left. If you sent that “I’m home” text but don’t hear anything from him for a good 4 plus hours later the box is average at best. Side note: if he updates Twitter or FaceBook before you hear from him your pussy just might be horrible. You could be laying dead on the side of the road somewhere but he participating in trending topics and shit, that box is over you should just stop fucking.
 
Your pussy can’t be that great if you gave him the cheeks and he doesn’t attempt to go back in for seconds the next day. It’s only a few things in life that will stop a man from trying to set up that bomb pussy for the next day repeat session; death in the family, plans to leave the country, you know things that really can’t be rescheduled easily. If he’s sitting on the edge of your bed getting dressed or vice versa and doesn’t ask you what you’re doing tomorrow you should already know.
 
Your pussy can’t be that great if a guy ever hit the “Dipset” on you. (For those who aren’t familiar with the term. Dipset - when you’re talking to, dating, bunning or whatever you women equate up to fucking a guy somewhat regularly and he just falls off the face of the earth. Stops taking your calls and stops returning your text; all communication and interaction just come to a halt.) To most women the dipset is unexplained phenomena but one thing that always adds to the cause of the dipset is the quality of your box. If it was truly great he would actual try to workout whatever issues he may have had with you but it wasn’t so adding you to his blacklist app and blocking you on FaceBook felt like the right thing to.
 
So what if guys told that you’re pussy was bomb; men lie all the time.
Jean DeGrate is keeping it real with you