"For every beautiful woman there in a man tried of fucking her" - anonymous
In my lifetime I've dated a lot of girls and I do mean legitimately dated (dinner, movies, phone conversations to the wee hours of the morning and all that other dope shit). Sometimes the line between just fucking and dating gets blurred; I know that at least 70% of the girls I was just fucking believed we were dating with a tremendous amount of certainty, but that's a blog for another day and time. Anyway out of that plethora of women I've dated a handful of them were fine. I'm not talking this Twitter thirst trap fine where niggas just gas up ya'll slightly above average chicks or the pictures have been photoshopped into an entirely different person. Nah, these women were neck turning, horn beeping, niggas just straight out being disrespectful, gorgeous with morning breath and cold in her eye fine. I can think of about 7 women that fit those criteria and the 3 of them that were sane I could never quite remember how we fell off. I thought we had some good times. I don't ever remember sending any of them off into the night crying. About two years ago it became crystal clear to me. Well let me share my findings with you.
Let's use the last super fine chick I used to talk we'll call her Azumi because I believe all super fine chicks actually should have one of those crazy exotic sounding name (she didn't have on though). I met Azumi while buying the Puma x Evisu jeans... you know this back history shit ain't important so I'm going to fast forwarding through this shit... We got all the preliminary bullshit conversations out the way; got a couple dates under my belt and I got the cheeks a handful of times; you'd think I'd be all good with this fine chick, but you'd be dead fucking wrong. Talking to Azumi, when we weren't face to face, was painful like when you stick the Q-tip too far into your ear canal. This bitch had about as much personality as a bowl of cereal. Nope, I take that back I'm 100% sure eating a bowl of Lucky Charms is far more exhilarating.
First off super fine women come in 3 categories...
Fine as fuck but crazy as fuck
Whether they are naturally crazy or hardship and adversity made them slightly touched either way they function outside of the realm of sane people. With that said these women don't apply to this blog because of their sanity limitations.
Ugly duckling becoming a swan fine (which includes used to be fat bitches)
These women weren't always fine so they weren't always the center attention and they don't carry the underlining issues that always been fine women carry. On that road to proactiv, weight loss and growing into their features they lived a regular life plagued with slander just like the rest of you women. She's newly fine and chances are she's just visiting.
Always been fine
They don't live the lives of you regular women and never will. Their entire upbringing is a product of how the world around them has cared and praised them for just being pretty.
Limited Personality
Talking to an extremely pretty girl is a lot like talking to 5 year old little girl. Her favorite topic is herself. Her go to topic is herself. Her closing topic is herself. Her range of topics are very limited because mostly everybody she comes in contact with only wants to talk about her. Her friends aren't her friend because she is charming; they are her friends because they gravitate to her beauty and the perks of being in her presence. The pretty girl is the girl that gets some poor sap to not only to buy her drinks but her entire crew drinks every single time they hit the streets. (Note to you regular chicks if you've ever purchased a drink in the presence of single men you're not super fine).
Sense of entitlement
She's used to the best or at least better than the people around her. She's used to receiving what she wants with little to no effort since people have always bent of backwards just for the chance to cater to her. Strangers buy her things so now that she's dating you she'll expect things because she's always gotten gifts from the men who have dated her in the past. (Note to you regular chicks real bad bitches are never broke because some guy will always set that money out without her laying on her back to get it. If you've ever been broke and nobody tossed a life raft out to you just because you're not super fine). She won't see it as a man trying to buy her affections because that's the way it has always been since she was a child. This leads us to her...
Not so firm grip on reality
She thinks people are just inherently nice. The world is a good and wholesome place because it tends to always be sunny where she is. It's harder for her to grasp the concept of atrocities in the world; everything is much more cut and dry. Nothing is really that complex. All it takes to make your dreams come true is hard work and determination things like great ideas, ingenuity and a strong base of support aren't really deal breakers or makers. She will question your ambition and determination based off of what you've accomplished for yourself because it's that easy to do better.
Oh you're super fine and this doesn't apply to you? Then you're not super fine.
Jean DeGrate has spoken
Coming soon "Girl, You Ain't Know We Was Just Fucking?"
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