...and by box I mean pussy
So today by the great people on Twitter I was provided with the story of Nancy Gonzalez, a corrections officer at the federal Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn. Since I never fully trust any real news coming from Twitter I had to Google the story myself and I'll be damn if this grown ass 29 year old woman wasn't fucking a convicted cop killer then to top it all off she's 8 months pregnant with his child. What the entire fuck is going on here? This shit right here is an extreme example of pussy mismanagement. She just caught a nut that's going to turn her entire life upside down with irreparable damage. She facing jail time, she's having a kid by a guy that's never coming home and she ruined her referrals from this job because at the very least she's going to get fired.
Ladies remember when your mom or dad told you that your pussy was precious and you should be very careful about whom you give it to? Well the part about your vagina being precious was bullshit but the being careful bit is nothing but the gospel. See unlike men, with the majority of women the female sexual organ is somehow directly connected to the heart. With that said the guy wreaking havoc in the sheets has the ability to wreak havoc in other parts of her life as well. I.E. we are in the heart of tax season so some women are out here allowing men to claim their kids or dedicating a portion of her refund on his re-up package for a quick flip in return. Oh yeah 9 out of 10 times that quick flip never comes.
Common pussy mismanagement woes...
Kids
Kids by ain't shit niggas is the number 1 pussy mismanagement issue. My favorite line to women with kids by ain't shit niggas is "...but you let him hit it raw though". Now this lady is going to spend the next 18 plus years struggling to support a kid she didn't have on her own but at the same time a kid she shouldn't have had anyway. And miss me with that "Oh I love my children and I wouldn't trade them for anything in the world shit" you're a mother you're suppose to love anything that falls out of your pussy except a tampon. Loving your child won't make taking off work to spend all day sitting in child support court only to come back home empty handed any easier.
Bad credit
I know women that have set that cash out to keep a nigga satisfied (mostly fat women though). They've spent money they didn't have ran up credit cards and even financed cars in their name all for their boo to ride clean only to see the repo man drive away with it 7 or 8 months later. She talking on a Boost Mobile whiles this nigga on an iPhone but she's the only one working 40 hours a week is a tale as old as pre-paid phones. Jodi from "Baby Boy" didn't invent dropping his girl off at work to run the streets in her car all day move.
STD's
Right here in my city (Washington DC) black women are leading the charge with AIDS. Heterosexual women in the poorest neighborhoods infection rate has doubled in 2 years. Why you ask? Because ain't shit nigga beez in the trap (please forgive the Nikki Menaj reference). They are running thru these hoes with reckless abandon and these hoes are letting them. It's not even just in the hood; dudes got women running to doctors on a regular basis with broken pussy issues, all because of poor pussy management and no Magic Johnson money to make everything alright again.
The problem is...
When women are looking down a man's dating resume they aren't looking for shit like integrity and character. Nah fuck that dumb shit. Integrity doesn't pay for $200 dollar dates or Michael Kors bags and damn sure doesn't crack jokes or have a bad boy streak. Bitches want men with nice cars, a wallet full of money, fly clothes and an Instagram page with a gang of thirsty bitches checking for him. Unfortunately these are the men that will fuck you and forget once they've gotten what they want from you. You'll be sitting there heartbroken with your life in disarray and he'll be acting like he never knew you. He won, you lost.
Don't fumble with that pussy it might cost you more than some mileage
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