My Top 5 Reasons Why Women Are Crazy

“No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.” – W.C. Fields
 
Omar Gooding said it best in “Baby Boy” when called women unstable creatures and over the years it seems as women have been trying their hardest to prove to me that they are crazy as fuck.
 
1 - You know what you’re problem is
I don’t know how many times I’ve heard a chick say “The problem with me is...” or “I always fuck up when...” but time and time again ya’ll do the same dumb shit. You always do the same shit and expect different results.
 
2 - You shop and dress to impress each other
It’s only one type of guy that cares about the type of bag you’re carrying or the kind of shoes on your feet. These guys are normally referred to as gay. Real talk if a girl traded in her Louie bag for Jansport backpack most dudes wouldn’t give a flying fuck if he even noticed (the guys that would are probably gay). Most dudes don’t know what half that shit is anyway. Then to add insult to injury some women don’t even cop the authentic shit they go see the stand man or the man “who got hook up in New York” because everybody knows all designer shit is dirt cheap up “north”.
 
3 - You give advice you wouldn’t take
Women tell other women shit they wouldn’t imagine doing and it’s not that it isn’t sound advice they are giving (even though sometimes it is just bullshit flowing out of their mouths’) but they would not apply any of that to their own lives.
 
4 - Your homies ain’t shit
Women roll with a gang of women they think ain’t shit. Almost ever woman I know that actually claims women as friends has at least 2 ain’t shit homies and they full out know they ain’t shit. They vacation with these hoes, stay up late nights listening to their man problems and then tell all their ratchet ass stories to others. But seriously though if you know she ain’t shit why you hang with her?
 
5 - You think you’re special and the exception to the rule
Some women will be special and be the exception to the rule. She’ll be the one that makes the player not want to play anymore or the tightwad come off some cash. She’ll have a dude doing things out of his character on a regular basis and not because he’s a trick but because it feels right when he’s with her. You’re not that chick. Don’t compare yourself to the last bitch or the next bitch because ya’ll ain’t the same bitch. Stop trying to make yourself the new exception to the rule and stop acting like you’re entitled to shit.
 
That shit crazy
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