5 Things that Don’t Mean as Much as They Used To

The times they are a changing, shout out to Bob Dylan, and things that used to be such a big deal aren’t quite as paramount as they used to be. So here’s my list of my 5 things that don’t mean as much as they used…
 
1. Being a Virgin
Once upon a time female virginity was held on a pedestal (nobody ever really gave a fuck about male virginity that shit was always worthless). Waiting until marriage to come off that pussy was an honorable and very respectable thing. Yep, that shit’s over now. You can put that pussy on the shelf if you want to and odds are you will die alone. You’d be hard press to find a man to call a woman his girlfriend without test driving those cheeks a few times let alone going to Jared to price engagement rings. I’m not even sure saying “I’m the only dude my girl been with” is even a bragging point anymore; which brings me to number 2…
 
2. Being a Hoe
Being a hoe used to be an “end all be all” type of situation. Having high mileage on that pussy would put you so far out the game that you’d have to move out of town to shake that scarlet letter. Not anymore though. Men are seriously dating strippers and rollers in same regards they would date a regular woman. You also get bonus points for being bi-sexual. Hoes be winning son.
 
3. Being a Nice Guy
I’m a douche bag, 20 years ago I wouldn’t even been able to keep a pet let alone maintain a circle of friends or actively date. Now being an asshole is like the new black. Girls love assholes; I got the mileage to prove it. Being a nice guy these days will 9 out of 10 times get you thrown into that simp category or the friend zone early.
 
4. Giving Head
In 1996 no man or woman of color would openly admit to giving head. The chicks that were sucking dick were like urban legends or porn stars and niggas would rather endure Chinese water torture than admit to even considering chopping the box. Man oh man has time changed. Niggas will come to your house eat the pussy and just go home and finding a woman over 19 that haven’t had a dick in her mouth means she’s probably been gay all her life.
 
5. Meeting somebody off the Net
Remember when meeting somebody you met on the internet was the craziest, most unsafe thing you could do? Believe it or not that was only like 15 years ago. Everybody on the net was potentially a stalker, rapist, weirdo or serial killer. Now people are meeting up on the net and getting married and shit. One of you reading this right now has a POF date lined up for this weekend.
 
Shit ain’t the same no more but that easy access mouf is all love tho
Jean DeGrate has spoken