Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Attractive Women Always Get a Pass

Its two types of women in the world… the fine ones and then the rest of you women. Hoes be winning but fine women get away with murder.
 
Yesterday my homie posted a question to Twitter asking men would they seriously date a woman that was pretty much showing her ass and titties on the net. Every single dude that replied was slandering those women that were setting their knockers out for the enjoyment of others and maybe a splash of attention for themselves; cold world. Lucky for me I actually know niggas, so I know better. Niggas be lying son, yep that even includes me. I know depending on how attractive a chick is these guys would smoothly over look the fact that her titties have been on the net or even several publications. I.e. Stacy Dash did Playboy and that ain’t really any different because her titties on the net too but I bet if you did a survey you’d be hard press to find a nigga that will be like “nah I wouldn’t date her” and even then I’d still call BULLSHIT.
 
Men hold fine women to lower standards
You can be fine and crazy, but average and crazy is a mean stretch and ugly and crazy means you will die alone. The same rule applies for being a hoe, stupid, bitchy, poor, needy and just about any woman issue you can think of. Being good looking will get women thru life as long as men run the world. Thinks it’s a game? When is the last time you saw a fine homeless woman? Let me guess… not never, because when fine women get evicted it’s always some man there to swoop in and save her before the marshals can put her shit on the sidewalk.
 
Fine women don’t have those ugly women woes
All men love fine women, even gay men. Being in the company of a fine woman is truly the bee’s knees. We men folk pull out all the stops for fine women. If a guy didn’t hold the door for you when you were right behind him you can’t be fine because that’s not a problem fine women have. Fine women can get any type of piece of shit car through inspection. “Sweetheart did you know this car doesn’t have working headlights or muffler? You didn’t? Well just this time I’m going to pass you but make sure you take care of this ok.” Fine women don’t buy drinks in the club or pay to get in; its all you regular looking chicks standing in line paying cover charges and buying your own bottles. Next time that “$200 date” topic gets to popping on Twitter watch how many actually fine women are even involved in the debate at all. They are getting $200 dates on the regular and they can’t relate to your average looking problems.
 
Fine women don’t need all the things regular women need…
And if they happen to have it that’s just makes them that much better. Who do you think will have more male suitors: a fine ass paralegal or an average looking lawyer? If you said an average looking lawyer somebody fooled you into believe that men aren’t shallow. Your bad. The more attractive you are the less talented you have to be. King of Diamonds is full of women that look good naked pulling in 150k plus a year. I know average looking chicks with degrees that couldn't pull in that much if they were naked doing taxes. Talent and personality are plus with a fine woman but if you average it better be apart of the package.
 
It’s easier to forgive fine women
Never forget before Shaq was dating Hoops she was fucking former crackhead Flavor Flav on reality TV. You think let’s say Fantasia could pull that off? Fuck no, if Fantasia fucked Flavor Flav that might just end what little bit of career she has left. You think if Lil Mama sucked Ray J’s dick on camera she could spin it into a reality show, a relationship with Kanye West and a chain of clothing stores? Nah son; not a fucking chance in hell she couldn’t even sell the lip-gloss she wore while sucking his dick because she ain’t fine.  Just think about how long your “him” can stay mad at you. If that nigga still beefing over shit that happened 4 days ago you just might be flat out ugly.
 
Fine women are breezing thru life while ugly chicks are living that hard life
Jean DeGrate has spoken

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