Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Myth - These Hoes Are Everywhere

"These hoes; they for everybody" - Juicy J

So a tweet that made it to Facebook read....

"There are women out here who are DTF, no strings attached. But men don't want them; they're "hoes". They want to manipulate and break down a woman who wants more into settling for just sex. Mentally deranged." 

The first time I saw it on the timeline I read it, laughed and kept scrolling. The second time I saw it I scanned a few comments then went about my business. The third time I saw it a read the comments and the generally consensus of the vagina owning parties was "Where's the lie". The men manipulating women into settling for sex part has some truth to it. She could work on the phrasing a bit but the general gist of men using shading practices to get sex is pretty spot on. The part that is absolutely false is the "There are women out here who are DTF; no strings attached" bit. And if you don't know DTF translates into "down to phck". I mean there are women out here that are DTF but those women are commonly referred to as prostitutes.

I'm glad we got that out of the way now we can get to these readily accessible DTF hoes. 

To me the term hoe covers both sexes but in this blog I'll only focus on women.

I know hoes; in different area codes. I've studied hoes and I mean legitimate hoes with a body count that well exceed their years on earth. (Simple hoe equation Body count - Age = hoe status) After all what makes a hoe a hoe is volume; please don't ever forget it. Via my studies I've learn these mythical hoes that phck on command don't exist but let me break it down for you...

Women don't embrace being a hoe
Samantha and Carrie were dropping bodies for 6 season of "Sex in the City" but at the same time they weren't here for everybody. Nobody could randomly grab either one of them by the hand and lead them to a bathroom stall to smash it out. The "I'm DTF" hashtag will never take off. There will never be a "Hoe is life" bummer sticker for sale. A woman can dropped 20 bodies in a weekend but she ain't a hoe she just did some hoe shit. She might have had a hoe phase but it was never a way of life. She was young and dumb. She was exploring her sexuality via a summer of one night stands but she is now or has ever been a hoe. 

Being straight forward doesn't work
Asking for nudes is a great way to get your contact info deleted and blocked but we're supposed to believe that asking for sex straight up is a feasible tactic. Nah fam.  Ok being straight forward can work but you can't be just an ordinary guy. David Beckham can be straight forward. LeBron James can be straight forward. Drake can be straight forward. Brad Pitt can be straight forward. Pretty much any man that can't walk down a public street without being asked for autograph can afford to be straight forward and the odds will be heavily in his favor. Now for the rest of us... No dice. Being straight forward is a great way to get smacked. The "I'm just trying to fuck" line will fail 99.9999% of the time and probably get you cursed out for the culture.

Women fuck on their own accord
Vagina all have that sign that you fine at the entrance of fast food restaurants "we reserve the right to refuse service for any reason". Men don't really have a lot of say when it comes to getting the pussy outside of accepting it the first few times. Everybody is familiar with the term "He talked himself out of the pussy" right? Right. Most of the time there is no direct declarations that a man is in the running for some sex. Women decide when and who they are going to fuck. Women intentionally put themselves in positions to get fucked. They'll have an entire game plan together and all the man has to do is play his part and don't do anything stupid. 

You know a girl that DTF? Tag her below. I have questions.
Jean DeGrate is calling your bluff

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