***Not that this has anything to do with this blog in the slightest but did CoCo give Ice-T those titties back or nah? Hit me on Twitter let me know how that played out.***
I'm not a Kim Kardashian fan. I don't hate her but certainly won't be watching her shows. If she tossed me the pussy I'd surely catch it, be proud of it and brag to my friends about it. (I'd probably end every argument with "I fucked Kim Kardashian but you still fucking these anything bitches"). I respect her hustle. She turned a sex tape with Ray J into a fucking empire that got her entire family rich. Half of you women reading this blog would suck Ray J's dick on film right now if he promised to pay your rent thru the end of the year. Oh he won't have to call you girlfriend either like he did Kim. All the same women love to slander Kim; you'd think she personally wronged you all in someway. For the record she isn't a hoe because she's never been linked with anybody that wasn't claiming her unlike most of you.
So here a list of a few situations that should push a vast majority clear out of the Kim Kardashian slander game...
No Kim K slander from you if your baby daddy was in the wind when you were pregnant with his seed.
Kim is on the red carpet with her man big belly and all but you couldn't get the nigga that was hitting it raw to cuddle on the couch and watch reruns of Martin with you. Your Kim K slander is non-valid ma'am.
No Kim K slander from you if your baby daddy ain't shit.
I know a Grammy award winning rapper that rubs elbows with the likes of Jay-Z and Beyonce are heights that most will never see. So let's scale things down a bit. So if your baby daddy can't manage to hold on to a job for a year and keep his Cricket cell phone on because that $55 a month is just to much to handle... bitch relax.
No Kim K slander from you if it niggas out here with your nudes in their phone but they never gave you a title.
I stay with nudes in my phone from a random jump off. I don't even know her last name but I know she has a birth mark right under her left tittie. Kim K nudes are in playboy and one of the highest grossing sex tapes in history. Your nudes on iPhone screens and may or may not have been leaked on Twitter.
No Kim K slander from you if the last 3 niggas to get the pussy wasn't your man.
You're having way too much casual sex to be slandering a woman this is consistently in committed relationships. You and your friendly pussy need to find some chill.
No Kim K slander from you if the rapper you dated never made it past of open mics.
Every 3rd chick out here has dated some sort of aspiring musician. In most cases that musician is just a local rapper with YouTube videos with several 100's of views by him and his homies. He still waiting to get on? Blew his tax return on studio time? Let Kim cook.
No Kim K slander from you if you're fat and not pregnant
Her pregnancy attire is sketchy and that's being mild mannered about it. You 24/7 365 fat bitches dishing out criticism over her weight and clothing need to stop right there. You been fat no baby needed. Go ahead heat up a healthy choice and get you mind right.
Let that millionaire have a baby with another millionaire in peace
Jean DeGrate has spoken
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Hoes be hatin' son!
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