Friday, August 24, 2012

Just Sit This One Out: Choosing Season 2012

***This will be my last Choosing Season blog until next season of course, but I will be blogging about Cuffing Season when it begins though. Oh, yeah my brothers and I are launching The Power Circle blog on September 4th stay tuned for that; the shit will be epic.***

See choosing season is like training for a sporting event but if you aren't in shape to compete you're setting yourself up to fail. It's a lot of people out here that aren't ready for choosing season mainly because they have other issues to conquer. Here's my list of few things that should have you sitting out this season and maybe return to the game next season (if your shit is in order).

If you're damaged
Your last mate left you if a world of hurt. You're still bitter and you haven't healed yet. Man, fuck what your homies are telling you. Don't let them push you back into the game and you're still in your feelings about how James/Sheila did you. The last thing somebody out here doing the choosing and/or looking to get chose wants is somebody that's still stuck on that last person that held the position before them. Spend this season listening to sad love songs and eating TV dinners but don't fuck up somebody else's season with your last season's woes.

If you're celibate with kids
Obviously you've been fucking or you're Michael Jackson, but until you get back to fucking stay out of the game. Waiting for marriage? That shit doesn't count if your kid came out of wedlock. Just remember nobody buys a used car without test driving it first.

If you apply your makeup with a butter knife
I'm a grown man so I wear real clothes like 70% of the time. The only thing that has a meaner downside than a chick giving you that warm "you can get this pussy" embrace then leaving half her face on your shirt is after you bust a nut then pull out to find the condom has turned into a drop-top. All that heavy witness protection level makeup is better off with the chicks working the Mac counter at Macy's and transvestites. Until you get your shitty skin under control (ProActiv) or learn how to use that shit in moderation sit this season out.

If you're struggling
Only the top 1% of the country and the good people on Twitter are balling out of control. Nobody expects you to be Warren Buffet but they do expect you have a little bit of change in your pockets. So fellas if you have to balance your check book two weeks in advance for a movie date maybe this isn't the season for you. And ladies if any of your bills come in colored envelopes you should be watching from the bench too. Nobody wants to inherit your struggles. Shit, broke people don't even want to date broke why the fuck would somebody sitting on some doe want you?

If you expect people to understand your "situation"
We all have setbacks and awkward situations that maybe off setting to potential Him's and Her's. Your car was totaled last month and you're in between vehicles right now. Your sister fell upon hard times so she and her 3 kids are staying with you in your two bedroom apartment until she gets back on her feet. Or whatever your issue might be nobody has to accept that. Believe it or not no matter how great of a person you may deem yourself to be and how worthy of love you think yourself to be; there is somebody out there your equal or greater without those special "situations".

Getting benched this year may just make you a stronger pick next year
Jean DeGrate has spoken


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