Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Fellas Prepping For Choosing Season 2012

Yesterday I rode around without turning on the AC in the whip and today I feel like I should have left the house with a jacket; all that only amounts to one thing... Choosing season is around the corner nigga. Those roof top day parties, cookouts and sundress filled happy hours are going to dry up faster than Ochocinco's career options after head butting that bitch from Basketball Wives. With choosing season being just around the corner it's time to get down to brass tax (I've always wanted to work that into a blog; yeah me and shit).

Since choosing season can prove to be a tad bit on the expensive side; we men should definitely streamline our focus on women we'd like to see in more places than happy hour and our bedroom. Cutting back on the thirsty DM's to bitches on Twitter who are half naked in their avi's and set daily thirst traps. Nah B, we can't afford to get caught up chasing pussy that we wouldn't even want to spend the night at the crib. You got to focus on the big 3 questions before you even set up that first date.

Is she cool enough to make it to the spring?
Once you get passed the roundness of her ass, the cuteness of her face and the perkiness of her titties it's a person there. A real person with dreams, fears, aspirations, insecurities, morals, ideals and a shit load of issues. Before you spend a dime you need to get the best possible reading on those issues. You need to vet this woman like you're thinking about asking her to be your running mate in the upcoming election. Google her, look at every single picture she has been tagged in on FB and read the last 2 weeks of her tweets. Nothing could be worst than wasting money, time and effort courting a chick all choosing season only to cut her loose in the first week if cuffing season because you can't stand the bitch.

Do you want to bring this chick to Thanksgiving?
Sometimes a chick is just good enough for you. You over look some of her less than charming ways because she a blast to hang out with and ya'll are just having fun. And all that is great but how are you going to explain her to grandma and them? The first major event of cuffing season is Thanksgiving and not making a well perceived first impression on the family can ruin your season before the first snow. You know it's all smiles and "I'm so happy to meet you"'s until that car ride home and she turns down the radio then turns to you and ask "Your momma don't like me, do she?" Will she pass the family test? Do you have a believable reason not to bring her?

Can you possibly be snowed in with this woman?
Whoever you take into cuffing season will definitely be your secure source of action for that wintry weather that brings major cities to a halt and local governments to a close. Being snowed in sounds great until the cable and internet goes out and you've already watched "Money Talks" 5 times. You might not even know it but the slightest wrong move (like that "good morning" tweet to your work boo) and shit will get realer then it's ever been. In the span of 2 days cuddling, fucking and watching comedies on Netflix can turn into full fledge hate when you realized you're stuck in the house and can't get 20 minutes to yourself.  Can you be stuck in the same house for 48 hours plus with this woman with out going bath salts crazy on one another?

Happy choosing season
Jean DeGrate has spoken


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