Tuesday, July 31, 2012

3 Simple Rules to Help You Stop Annoying the Man in Your Life

Women often get a bad rep for being a nag, although some nagging is warranted but a lot of that shit is just insignificant meddling that does nothing more than agitate the man in your life. Here are the top 3 things you need to shut the fuck up about to prolong the life of your relationship and not sabotage one before it even starts. And before you say your HIM has been going for it doesn’t mean that man doesn’t have a breaking point don’t push him there.

Stop comparing shit with women he dated before you

It’s safe to assume that any man you’re dating in your adult life has dated somebody before you. With that said it’s safe to assume all those smooth moves that he used to capture your attention, get you out those boy-shorts and even the moves he used while laying that stroke he picked up and perfected with some other bitch. The same goes with gifts, places he’s taken you and the restaurants you eat at. So yes he did take that bitch “Renée” to Ruth Chris and he enjoyed the food there so much he decided to come back with you. Nobody is reinventing the wheel for you girl so shut the fuck up about it and enjoy the meal.

Realize you are an addition to his life and not his whole fucking life

Most guys had some sort of life before you came along that was filled with friends, hobbies, possibly a struggling rap career, maybe a kid or 2 and the 40 hours a week spent at his day job. Then you came along. Now that you’re here none of that shit stops; you’re just adding to the equation. When in a relationship you cut back on other interest to make room for your current love interest. So on that random Friday night he decides to kick it with Craig and them; don’t sit there on the couch with an attitude like he ain’t with you 4 nights out of the week let man chill with his friends.

 
Stop asking meaningless questions

Him – Hey babe I’m about to walk into this grocery store do you want anything?
Her – But its Wednesday
Him – Huh?
Her – You never go grocery shopping on Wednesday
Him – What does that even mean?
Her – Why are you grocery shopping on a Wednesday?
Him – Because my fridge was empty on a Wednesday
Her – Why are you getting all smart and shit?
Him – Because you’re asking dumb ass questions
And of course an argument ensues. Now this man is walking around Safeway push an empty shopping cart and yelling into a cell phone looking all crazy because you couldn’t just say “yeah baby, pick up a box of Special K and some skim milk”. Overcome that womanly urge to solve mysteries that don’t need to be solved and asking questions that don’t need answering. Save that overwhelming sense of curiosity for shit like what Kanye really sees in Kim K and if Beyonce’s baby is really real.

 
Obeying these rules will aid in keeping your Him yours
Jean DeGrate has spoken


1 comment:

  1. I dont know one woman who acts suspicious like that unless their man has proven untrustworthy already.

    Otherwise, I agree.

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