I know somewhere along the line some of you were mislead into believing certain things were one way but that clearly isn’t the story. Here’s a short list of things that might not be how you figured it to be.
Having natural hair isn't a big deal
“Having a perm is a deal-breaker to me, I need my women natural to have natural hair” – Nobody ever. Nobody but you and your inscent burning shea butter using homies gives a flying fuck about the use of chemicals in your hair. Men only care if your hair looks fucked up when you two are out in the streets no additional fucks shall be given. You know what I say to women when they tell me their hair is natural? Bitch me too and that shit doesn’t make me special either.
People are idiots
Like really most people are actually stupid; not like “Dumber and Dumber” stupid but stupid all the same. As a whole we are generally under informed and not necessarily motivated to become informed about the shit that actually matters. We are more obsessed celebrities, fashion and other empty foolishness (like the necessity of $200 dates). If you don’t believe me 60% of the US doesn’t know that sun is a star and if you didn’t know the sun was a star this makes you one of the idiots, but fear not you’re obviously not alone. Plus can anybody explain the sales numbers of Chia pets, booty pops and porn (since you can get it for absolutely free now over the internet but somehow it’s still a million dollar industry).
Women are just as shallow as men
We all have our preferences because if we didn’t Match.com, E-Harmony, Christian Mingle and all these other random dating sites wouldn’t require pictures, bios and shit. We men are just more accepting of female requirements (either we meet them or we don’t). You don’t hear short men running around complaining about why women don’t date them; nope they just trick and tell jokes to balance that shit out. Now for fat girls, women with large quantities of kids and other less desirable bitches just seem to bellyache about men being shallow for not wanting to date them.
I’m just telling the truth pay me no mind
Jean DeGrate has spoken
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