That title is probably wild triggering.
Stick with me for a minute or two and I’ll bring it back around.
I said this before, several times before and I’ll probably continue you to say it as long as there is air in my lungs and my fingers still work. Anyway. Being a hoe is a numbers game. It doesn’t matter what the sex or sexually orientation is. You do a lot of numbers and voila you’re a hoe. However I’ve failed to get this ideology to catch on and I know why. I know exactly MOTHERFUCKING why.
Ok less get the simple shit out of the way first…
A high male body count is almost a badge of honor. A man that has managed to give dick to a high quantity of women is considered a stud and somewhat rightfully so. Attempting to give away dick (including lesbians slanging rubber dick) is taxing and often fruitless; so anyone that has a high success rate is often viewed as winner amongst their peers. Which leads us to…
Dick is free.
Anything that is free cannot be further devalued by giving it out in excess. “I had to earn this dick” – No Woman Ever. Almost any woman can walk into a random happy hour tonight and take a man home (ok I’m lying; men don’t need to go home; the backseat of a car parked on a dimly lit street would work just fine). No contest. He’ll probably buy her a few drinks for her troubles. It’s almost an absolute fact that 79% of guys in a woman’s DM’s are indirectly offering dick and the other 20% are offering it directly. The other 1% is there for purely platonic reasons. As a matter of fact dick typically comes with a benefit package; dinner, drinks, movies, hair done, nails done, maybe a bill paid or two. Any person putting that much effort forward to give something away it’s kind of hard to label them a hoe. Well at least by society’s standards. Top it off with all of this one-sided head these guys are coming off in hopes of giving up some free dick.
Pussy is very much not free.
Pussy is earned. Pussy is bought and bartered for. With the exception of stars and professional athletes it’s some work and funds going into attempting to secure some pussy. And I say attempting because no matter how much leg work you put in there is still no guarantee. It’s some guys with 4 $200 dates, 26 “Good morning beautiful” text messages, 9 church hugs and 3 cheek pecks sitting in the friend zone.
And since pussy has an assumed value it demands all type of shit in return
One of my favorite sayings of the fairer sex is “I can do bad all by myself” which is womanese for “no broke boys need apply”. Women just are and men are a sum of the services they can provide. Getting pussy can instantly put you in debt. You owe favors; you owe assistance and you will be expected to pay. If she’s moving this weekend you’re helping. If she catches a flat coming home from happy hour you need to be pulling up with your tire changing attire on. If she needs $40 spending money for kid’s field trip to Six Flags tomorrow but she doesn’t have any cash on her it’s coming out of your pocket to never return. The more pussy that is doled out typically means greater returns. Women are fucking for weed. Women are fucking for free bottles in the club. Women are fucking for Fashion Nova wardrobes. Women are fucking for fancy shoes. Women are fucking for designer purses. Women are fucking for rent and mortgage payments. Women are fucking for cars. Women are fucking for all types of shyt. The general consensus is as follows if she’s fucking she should be getting compensated in some form or fashion.
So in a nutshell…
A guy that’s 25 living with his parents and working at Walmart with 200 bodies = legend
A girl that’s 25 living with her parents and working at Walmart with 200 bodies = A stupid broke hoe
A guy that’s 25 living lavishly and balling with 200 bodies = Still a legend
A girl that’s 25 living off her dudes in the lap of luxury with 200 bodies = Still a hoe but she paid tho
Men can fuck around and women can’t without some shame associated with it because society and shit
Jean DeGrate has spoken
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