...than it is to be a man of course
(And if you couldn't tell I still don't have shit of merit to speak on this week)
Minus single motherhood women stay winning in some capacity; shit even hoes stay with a win or several. It's a lot perks to being a woman even if you aren't the most Halle Berryish of women (or whatever the new standard of attractiveness is that women are being held up to these days).
1. Make-up
Make-up is a fucking game changer it's like a real life cheat code (up down left right A B but on her face). The make-up artists these days would have been coming for Leonardo da Vinci's head during the Italian Renaissance, but instead of paint they use MAC products to make women seem 5 times better than they are. Sit down in the chair as a 5 and stand up 30 minutes later as an 8. All those blemishes are well hidden until her face finds water again.
2. Free shit
Free meals, free drinks, even free vacations if she's fine enough and a large assortment of other random yet dope shit. Everybody loves free stuff but you know who gets a plethora of free shit? Owners of vaginas and I really do mean free no strings attached shit. Yeah the person donating all this shit 99.9% of time has an ulterior motive but that's all on the female to feed into it or not.
3. Getting away with murder 90% of the time
Remember last year when that bus driver in Ohio uppercutted the shit out of that unruly young lady on the bus? Of course you do, I giggled just typing it. She had to push all types of boundaries to get that man to act that way. I know grown men that watch the video and said they would have taken the Jesus route and turned the other cheek. See unless a woman is unlucky enough to come across some Ike Turner type of guy she can get away with all types of bullshit and leave the situation without getting a spark beat out of her ass. I've seen women do and say disrespectful things that would have gotten a man in the same instance beaten to death.
4. Single mother sympathy
I don't know how this came to be but being a mother is considered one of the world's hardest job. I'm not sure how being a mom is harder than let's say; being a circus acrobat, prize fighter, judge or the guy that pulls the switch for the electric chair. Those all seem like pretty fucking challenging jobs but somehow taking care of the kids you made trumps all that (and this is coming from a dad). If you're a mom doing it on your own somehow the difficulty increases 10 fold and the world is there to give you a pat on the back then tell you how strong you are. You go girl.
5. More dating options
No matter how unattractive or how undesirable a female may seem some guys (yes plural) are checking for her. Those guys might not want to scoop her up and run off to alter with her but they would at the very least want to take her out for a date or two and try to get her into bed. Now for a man on the other end of the spectrum living that less than desirable life needs a boat load of money to circumvent it.
6. You can go gay and come back with no repercussions
Women go dyke every day. I know way more girls that have kissed a girl than I know girls who haven't and out of those girls that have kissed. I want to say at least half of them that have kissed a girl eventually made it to a full on box chopper a time or 2 or 10. The penalty of going dyke is nonexistent but instead it's a perk. Guys like bi girls. I don't even have the slightest inkling of interest in have a ménage but I'm intrigued by bi-sexual women. Bi bitches are winning.
Oh yeah and hoes still be winning so I guess that's 7
Jean DeGrate has spoken
PS find me on Twitter @ JeanDeGrate
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