5 Signs You Might Be a Reggie Chick

If you didn’t read yesterday’s post this is the follow up but I’ll give you the definition of Reggie again for you first timers…

Reggie – a term derived from regular originally use to describe a less than favorable potency of marijuana. It later was expanded to describe anything of less than desirable stature, quality, or in this instance, attractiveness.

Cool. I’m glad we got that out of the way.

I also feels like this goes without saying but I could be wrong so I’m going to say it anyway. There will be no “5 signs you might be a Reggie dude” coming because money fixes everything for a guy. Lame? Sprinkle some money on it and his personality becomes unique. Ugly? Sprinkle some money on it and his looks gain character. Fat? Short? Handicap? Just sprinkle on a few commas and a BMW M6 and everything will be right as rain. Unfortunately there is no quick fix for a Reggie female that doesn’t include surgical procedures, a makeup artist and bundles of hair from an 3rd world Asian country. Think Kylie Jenner.

So without further ado…

1. You might be a Reggie if %50 or more of the guys that pursue you don’t try to legit date you
If you’re fine or at least as fine as you think you are guys will want to be seen with you. He won’t immediately opt for the Netflix and Chill. Nah it’s going to be some dinner dates in your future. You just look like the “Just swing thru with this bottle of Mango Ciroc and see what it do” type.

2. You might be a Reggie if you don’t get premium nights
If you didn’t already know the premium nights are Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays (on 3 day holiday weekends). Pretty much the no work and/or school the next morning days. Those nights are reserved for plans with the first-rate women from first rate men. A Reggie ass dude and a Reggie ass chick can paint the town red on any day of the week.

3. You might be a Reggie if you get offered last minute plans
The basketball game starts at 8p and he calls you at 630p asking if you want to go? He says he got the tickets from a co-worker/homie/cousin that had something expected pop up and he was gifted awesome floor seats? Yeah that’s bullshit. The girl he was supposed to go with canceled and your Reggie ass was the second if you’re lucky but most likely the 4th or 5th option. Nobody wants to get caught sitting courtside on the kiss cam with a Reggie.

4. You might be a Reggie if your line gets to popping after 10p.
Being a Reggie makes you a prime candidate for booty calls. Those “WYD” and “You up” text messages that seem to all way make their way to you well after sundown are coming for a reason. Your Reggie, you’re probably alone. Why not take the shot?

5. You might be a Reggie if most of your “likes” and comments on Instagram come from women
Women are the greatest cheer leaders. They’ll lift you up when you’re feeling down. They’ll call you beautiful when you look like Shrek. They’ll put heart eyed emojis under all your pictures. If your latest selfie has 10 “likes” and 6 of them came from fellow vagina owners you just might be a Reggie.

I can really go for 10 but I know some of you Reggies are already hovering over the delete button
Jean DeGrate has spoken