There're a lot of things going on right now that just need to be stop.
Stop using Jay-Z and Beyonce for example of everything
No shade, but Hov and Beyonce didn't invent love. I know it might be hard to imagine, but men and women have been falling in love and maintaining successful relationships for quite some time now... long before you bitches got wooed by the "03 Bonnie and Clyde" video. (And yes, even black people have long been falling in love; just check for some couples outside of the glowing picture box in your living room). Seriously, what kind of love life are you leading if the epitome of black love consist of a retired drug dealer turned rapper and a singer from Texas that dropped out of high school who just so happens to take good pictures together in Cuba. Let's just all use the Obamas as the picture perfect love story. I mean, at least Michelle can read... right?
Saying you don't wear weave or makeup holds no water if you're not cute
I know you want to receive some sort of trophy for foregoing the evil trends of society and the standards of beauty it set. I assure you there is no such reward. So stepping out the door with a head full of naps and a face full of blemishes being proud of your natural "beauty" won't win you any kudos points. Weave and makeup are your crutches; don't get too high and mighty for them. You don't see crippled people dragging themselves along the ground because they are too good for wheelchairs. God made you unpretty; let Mac and two bundles of Indian Remi get you in the game.
Stop teaching your kids to be savages
This is a new era. Most of us grew up when school teachers were still spanking kids and a child getting a beating in isle 6 of Giant was nobody's business but the parent and child involved. Those days are gone. We aren't raising young gladiators that should square-up with the bully over reporting Daquan's unwillingness to share building blocks. We are civilized now; raise your child in such a manner. Because when your 7th grader punches another 7th grader and gives him a black eye, he's not going to the principal's office, that niglet is going to jail. Kids that get bullied come back and shoot up schools or post two page letters to their bullies on FaceBook then slit their wrists with meat cleavers (Paris Jackson style) while kids that bully end up catching charges and doing jail time.
Seriously though just cut the shit
Jean DeGrate has spoken
I'm going to say something that could be viewed as mean and hurtful right now. She looks like the bottom of my shoe! With that being said, I once wore a pair of wrinkled jeans to HS one day. It NEVER happened again, but I'm glad I had that experience. If you do not want people to make fun of you don't take dumb-ass pictures. Cheers!
ReplyDeleteFirst of all I will say this not every chick can maintain that no perm hair if u've got brillo pad hair u better slap a texturizer or some weave hell even braids are making a comeback .I get embarssed when I see black women with bad hair but nice clothes on wtf did u not check urself out before u let the house .thats not natural its raggedy . I dont need makeup but I do need my eyebrow done faithfully every 2 weeks I have an image to maintain .
ReplyDeleteI wish you would talk about people who don't exercise but are fat and shit and think they are so fine... too
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