I Don't Pay

Shit that I don't pay that a lot of you do

I Don't Pay Child Support
Yep that's right; I'm a gainfully employed black man with a child by a black woman that I didn't marry. She has never taken me before the judge to garnish my wages or force the law to make me take responsibility for the little girl that used to live in my balls. Does that make me a great dad? Nope. Does that make her a phenomenal mom? Nope. Does that make either one of us lucky? Nope. It just makes us two adults that seriously explored the character of one another before deciding to make a baby together. No luck including. How you all ended up with ain't shit co-parents? The fault is solely on you.

I Don't Pay Sallie Mae
Yeah I did a little bit of college but unlike my other high school peers I didn't fill out any FASA forms nor did I have rich parents. Nope. The young and not great Jean paid for his solo year of higher education with cocaine. Uncle Cocaine bought my books, paid my tuition, gave me lunch money and even keep me fresh from the first day of school right up until I dropped out. I'm sure studying hard and getting a scholarship would have been the most admirable way to go but I'm just a hood nigga from uptown with internet access.

I Don't Have Any Consumer Debt
I never got up with Master Card, Discover and America Express. I never bought furniture, clothing, electronics or anything other than a car that I couldn't pay for right then and there. So here I am at 33 years old and the only bills I got are the bills that I can't stop. You know cell phone, insurance, rent and shit.

I Don't Owe the IRS
I never had any of those clever tax time tricks to balance out all the funny shit I've been doing during the year. I never had a crack-head to let me claim her kids and I didn't invent a failing business as a write-off. Look how they did Wesley Snipes and L Boogie and now they are coming for Mary J Blige's head. Just imagine how they are going to handle my talentless ass? Don't garnish my pay or throw me in the same jail I avoided when I really breaking the law because I upped my exemptions and tried to claim Latisha's kids. At the end of the day I much rather Uncle Sam owe me than the other way around.

I don't have average Joe financial woes
Jean DeGrate be winning sometimes