How Did You End Up a Jumpoff

Some women actually set out to be or are perfectly cool with being a jumpoff this blog isn’t about them. Today we’re going to touch all those women that end up in the jumpoff lane somewhat unwillingly.
 
Nobody can do anything to you that you don’t allow them to do
That statement is true except for rape, murder, firings… well it’s a lot of shit people can do to you that you don’t actually have to “allow” if you want to be technical. But one thing that they can’t do to you is make you a jumpoff, you have to be willing to accept that and here’s how…
 
Do you settle for less?
Do you have a list of things you demand from a man but it’s written in pencil? You’re erased shit and made exceptions; pretty much all of your requirements are more like suggestions. Do you say shit like “you’d prefer a man with…” or “you’d rather if a man did not…”? If so you’re halfway to jumpoff land before a man even comes into the picture.
 
You do freaked out shit for attention
Do you Skype and Facetime while half-naked or fully naked with guys that aren’t anywhere near being your dude? Before you answer just because you’d be happy to be in a relationship with Andre doesn’t mean he would be in one with you or you’d be his girl. Do you keep naked pictures of you’re cheeks or titties in your phone just in case a dude askes for one? Is your Twitpics or Facebook filled with extra sexy pictures? Are you down to have sexual conversations with dudes you haven’t even slept with yet? If any of this is true you’re a prime candidate for a jumpoff position because you seem easy. Easy girls make the best jumpoffs.
 
You require no dates
Every single guy loves a girl that doesn't request any outings. You allow a dude to come over and “chill” before going on a date he’s going shy away from dates from here on out. If that “chilling” turns into fucking you’ve really just shot yourself in the foot; you’ll never get a date after that and you’ll be on house-call status FOREVER. You’re hungry? He’ll swing pass McDonald’s on the way over. You want to drink? Cool, he has to pass 6 liquors to get to your house no matter what route he takes; peach Ciroc coming right up. You want to see a movie? He’ll check with his bootleg connect. You want to go to the circus? He’ll come up with every excuse he can’t possibly think of not to take you. “Oh, you want to go the circus on the 17th? Yeah, I can’t make that I’m allergic to elephants and slightly afraid of clowns, long story. Don’t judge me.”
 
You’re not a priority to him and you’re cool with that
Before you say “I’m not cool with not being a priority; I am a priority”, let me say “bullshit” right now. If he got a “main joint” and you let that slide you’re cool with not being a priority. If you call him then he tells you “I’ll hit you right back” but you ultimately end up calling him back hours later and this happens on a regular basis. Guess what? You’re cool with not being a priority. He did forget to call you back but not because it just slipped his mind, but because he forgot you fucking existed. If you’re talking something he doesn’t want to hear and he says something to the effect of “You’re blowing me” and hangs up or just stops texting back but you still stick around you’re cool with not being a priority. If any of this shit is currently happening to you, you’re already the jumpoff and you’re only a priority when he wants to fuck.
 
Jumpoffs are forever
Never in the history of mankind has a jumpoff made it to girlfriend status. You won’t be the jumpoff to change the game; there are no pioneers in this jumpoff shit. He’ll never give you more because he knows you’ll accept less. Why put premium gas in a car that only requires regular? If you complain and demand more he’ll put you on the backburner to cool out or cut you off. The promotion will never come just cut your losses and start again.
 
If you come off like a jumpoff and you get played like one
Jean DeGrate has spoken